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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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