All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3584
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GuestsGoneWild

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Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ZionFree Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

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Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

Curseforge app is required.

Born 9/28/24

Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RakuKatsu server

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Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

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Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

Features	Description
Collaborative Community	Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
Survival & Creativity	Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
Custom Events & Quests	Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Friendly Atmosphere	We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

Join the Adventure

Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

Realm Code

FvBEC22xygkF2WA

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3451	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoGroupTrips4Us

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Farms Harvested:	897

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyDudesMC

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Lava Moon Adventures

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join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	205
Secret Passages Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12