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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 490 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6763 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!
Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!
But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.
If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?
Timothy John 
