AlgidPrisons | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Items Found:	5451	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	372644
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	172
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	154	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crops Grown:	1966
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mines Excavated:	2910	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2