Alex Jones’ MineCraft Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2025

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	3932	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Emeralds Found:	2624	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Farms Harvested:	753	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3774
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ores Mined:	5757
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crops Grown:	6168
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2325	Votes:	933
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	95
Magic Items Found:	2799	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	5460	Alien Abductions:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

CraftyTrumpWars

arms sales, bilateral relations, CraftyTrumpWars, defense deals, defense procurement, Diplomacy, economic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., India, international relations, military cooperation, modi, security alliance, strategic partnership, tariff threat, trade agreements, trump, US, Visit, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Emeralds Found:	2371	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	121	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

PlasticCraft Syngas FunLand

agricultural waste, carbon emissions, Chemicals, clean energy, environmental impact, formaldehyde, Fuels, FUNLAND, green technology, innovation, methanol, new technology, PlasticCraft, Plastics, recycling, renewable energy, resource efficiency, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, Syngas, transform materials, waste management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we have the craziest technology that can turn plastics and farm waste into syngas, which is like magic fuel for your minecraft adventures! imagine crafting your tools and weapons with materials that used to be garbage – talk about recycling at its finest! plus, who wouldn’t want to be able to create formaldehyde and methanol in a virtual world? come join us and experience the ultimate eco-friendly and chemically insane minecraft server ever!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4