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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	660777
Animals Bred:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	648595	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	497366	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	6172	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	114	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Farms Harvested:	420	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ores Mined:	5094	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2886
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5