AlbumTapeMasters – Minecraft SMP

80s, 90s, AlbumTapeMasters, bought with own money, cassette tape, childhood memories, first album, first tape, gen-x, generational experiences, independent purchase, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), Music Collection, music consumption, music ownership, music purchases, Nostalgia, personal finance, reddit, smp, Vinyl

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, so like, imagine joining this lit Minecraft SMP where we all pretend to be Gen X’ers from the 90s. Like, we all gotta buy our first album or tape with our own money and then we can trade them in-game for crazy rare items.

I remember when I bought my first album, it was like this super rare limited edition holographic Backstreet Boys tape. I had to fight off a pack of wild creepers just to get it, but it was so worth it. And now I can trade it for, like, a diamond sword or something.

So yeah, if you wanna relive the glory days of Gen X and trade virtual albums for epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be totally rad, dude. Let’s goooooo!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3521	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ores Mined:	8267
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Emeralds Found:	5142
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	2057	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.