Albacore | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	162	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	126465	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	138	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	59	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	172
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchantments Applied:	93	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crops Grown:	4782
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	368
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Love Letters Sent:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Potions Brewed:	123

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1