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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Alien Abductions: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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