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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Animals Bred: 30 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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