| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6876 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3195 |
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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 326 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1091 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 141 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 484 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8953 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2645 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2954 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7631 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 170 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5764 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9602 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2323 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 134 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7711 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8384 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 2233 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7379 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 9569 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5776 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6223 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1878 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5956 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2801 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 7653 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
