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Selections, athletes, Players, Competition, Minecraft

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the 2024 draft is over, but the fun is just beginning!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of angry llamas who have a taste for revenge after being left out of the draft.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a portal to the Nether opens up in the middle of our spawn town, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen who are looking for a dance party. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Long live the 2024 draft, indeed!

SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

societal curiosities, societal expectations, societal oddities, societal peculiarities, societal idiosyncrasies

Lol, bro, have you ever noticed how society is like, “Oh, it’s totally normal to not be in a Minecraft SMP where we can build epic bases and prank each other with TNT cannons”? Like, what even is that? Join our server and escape the boring normies who don’t understand the true joy of pixelated block building!

We have this one dude who built a giant toilet as his base because he said he wanted to “flush out the competition.” And another player who only communicates in meows because they’re roleplaying as a cat. It’s wild, man.

Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. You gotta solve a riddle involving chickens and lava to find it, but it’s totally worth it. Trust me, bro.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring expectations and want to join a wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, hit us up. We’re waiting for you with open arms and a chest full of enchanted books. Let’s get weird together, bro!

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CraftyBoysClub

gender, advice, Understanding, Communication, Opinions

Are you tired of trying to explain to girls why you spend hours on end playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can build to your heart’s content without any judgment from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies while bonding with your bros over virtual campfires. Need to explain why you need to mine for diamonds instead of going on a date? Just tell them you’re on a top-secret mission to save the virtual world from an evil overlord – they’ll never understand, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!

So come on, boys, leave the real world behind and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft bromance. Who needs girls when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

fatal crash, Tragedy, bus crash, passenger bus, Brazil

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!

PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!

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TikTokTakedownCraft

social-networking, social media regulation, content moderation, digital governance, prime minister

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE SO LIT, EVEN ALBANIA BE SHUTTIN DOWN TIKTOK JUST TO PLAY ON IT FOR A YEAR! PRIME MINISTER BE LIKE “I NEED TO BUILD A CASTLE IN DIS SERVER, TIKTOK CAN WAIT!”

WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE, LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT IN BLOCK FORM. ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND DROP GOLD BARS WHEN YOU FEED THEM BACON!

PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF BUILT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY IN OUR SERVER AND IF YOU FIND IT, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS AND CAKE (CAKE IS A BIG DEAL HERE, OKAY?)

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! ALBANIA APPROVES!

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Para Core Confusion Craft

belief systems, belief in the supernatural, critical thinking, misconceptions, core knowledge confusions

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND ALIENS AND ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE THE PARANORMAL! OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE STRONGEST CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS, MAKING THEM MORE LIKELY TO SEE SPOOKY STUFF IN THE GAME!

WE’VE GOT GHOSTLY VILLAGERS, ALIEN CREEPERS, AND HAUNTED MINESHAFTS GALORE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG, BUT IN A FUN WAY! SO IF YOU WANT TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER BELIEVER IN THE PARANORMAL, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE BIGFOOT ROAMING AROUND SPAWNTOWN!

COME ON, DON’T BE AFRAID! JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET YOUR CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS RUN WILD! 😉👻👽🔮

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SocietySuxButMinecraftSMP

CraftyBoysClub

BusCrashCraft Minecraft Server

TikTokTakedownCraft

Para Core Confusion Craft