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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2453 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1440 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
Ores Mined: | 9767 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s no chicken nugget!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted unlimited pork chops for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wonderful server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Make America affordable again, one block at a time!