AEW’s Value in Minecraft SMP: The Wrestling Block Dynasty

aew, AEWs, Analysis, BLOCK, Broadcast, Competition, contract, Deal, DYNASTY, Entertainment, Industry, internal memo, market trends, Minecraft, negotiations, PPVs, Revealed, ROH, smp, speculation, sports, television, Value, WBD, wrestling

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Farms Harvested:	823	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Go for it! Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Why not! Our server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that AEW has secretly been hosting their pay-per-view events on our server, and if you join now, you might just catch a glimpse of Chris Jericho building a wrestling ring out of obsidian blocks. And if that wasn’t enough, we’ve also got Ring of Honor wrestlers dropping in to challenge players to epic PvP battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	3294
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ores Mined:	3636
Dragon Eggs Found:	9455	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ores Mined:	9380	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	917515	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	2646	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4093	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	1999	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	66
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	3659
Magic Items Found:	5354	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!