Aetherion MC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Crops Grown:	4513	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	111	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	712	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ores Mined:	9255	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	883675	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	1301
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	96/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3253	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11