| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7352 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3182 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4512 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4850 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8417 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4108 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 487196 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8980 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5157 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 3099 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 881 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 199 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6502 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9999 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4303 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Votes: | 9842 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 160 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 68769 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9529 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7061 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 107 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3499 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4210 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1014 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
