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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 7769 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).
