are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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