are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY