Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Novylen

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Toro League

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Enchantments Applied:	160	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AmishSMP

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Void Armor Forged:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PrisonRC

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.