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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
