ADHDCraft: No Long-Term Brain Shrinkage | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Green Orgasm Glow

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

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lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3550	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Animals Bred:	69	Endless Night Skies:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	259
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1863
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4584
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Animals Bred:	164	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Genus Last Humans – Minecraft

adaptation, anthropology, Evolution, genetic diversity, genetic inheritance, Genus, homo sapiens, Human Behavior, human civilization, human culture, human development, human evolution, human history, human intelligence, human society, human species, humans, last of our genus, Minecraft, modern humans, species extinction, successful species, Survival

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be like a modern human but in minecraft form. we r the last of our genus cuz we r so gud at minecraft. u can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and even tame a dragon (not rlly but it sounds cool). plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who will trade u rare items for emeralds. so come join us and be part of the most successful species in minecraft history.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Starry Night Turbulence – Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered hidden turbulence in van Gogh’s Starry Night painting! our scientists have measured the scaling of the brush strokes and it’s like, totally mind-blowing, dude. if you want to experience the ultimate artistic adventure while building epic structures in minecraft, this is the place to be. plus, our pixel art gallery is out of this world! join now and unleash your inner artistic genius!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Paciific One Block

Cross-Play, exceptional support, Explore, Gaming, improve, Minecraft, OneBlock, opportunities, Pacific Network, Pacific One Block, quality service, Survival

**Welcome to Pacific Network!**

We are delighted to have you with us. At Pacific Network, our goal is to offer you the best hours of gaming.

Whether you’re here to explore new opportunities, improve your Minecraft experience, we’re committed to providing you with quality service and exceptional support.

Thank you for trusting us.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	267043
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🌟 Join the “Underwhelming Revolution SMP” and prepare for slightly above average Minecraft adventures! 🌟

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Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that unfolds with every new adventurer. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

New Update 1.21 Features
Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, and more!

Why Choose Us?
Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)
Launch Minecraft. Click “Multiplayer.” Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)
In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab. Click “Add Friend.” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive). Click “Add Friend.” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join! Or In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab. Click “Add Server.” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com. Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627. Click “Save” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab.
Click “Add Friend.”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive).
Click “Add Friend.”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

Or

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Servers” tab.
Click “Add Server.”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com.
Type in the textbox called “Port” with the text: 25627.
Click “Save” and join the server!

We can’t wait to see you in Revolution SMP!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Farms Harvested:	342
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2