So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Zombie Dances: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Magical Moments Shared: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ores Mined: 6567 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Magic Items Found: 8311 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

    DroneZone: AI Kills 80%
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

    Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

    Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

    This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

    ​Curseforge app is required.

    Born 9/28/24

    Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RakuKatsu server

    RakuKatsu server

    Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

    The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 1960 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6996 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 125
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4242 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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