Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2811 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.
but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!
