so, like, have you ever been so addicted to social media that you wanted to sue them? well, this dude from montreal actually did it! he was, like, scrolling through his feed for hours and hours, forgetting to eat and sleep and stuff. so now he’s launching a class-action lawsuit against all the social media platforms for being too addictive.

but, like, while he’s fighting the good fight, you should totally join our minecraft server! it’s so addictive, you’ll forget all about social media. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of llamas who control the server.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free llama mount to ride around on. trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to leave. so come join us and escape the addictive clutches of social media!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
Endless Night Skies: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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