| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3581 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We got so much crazy shit going on, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. It’s like a virtual reality mindfuck that will make you question your existence.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of chaos and insanity. We’ll make your brain explode with our wild adventures and bizarre landscapes.
Don’t be a pussy, come join us and see what it’s like to truly lose your mind in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 811 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.
if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4195 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3563 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 32 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.
Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!
So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8203 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2605 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 5088 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6618 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!
COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4147 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
| Overview | |
|---|---|
| SMP Start Time | Friday, 3pm EST |
| Number of Members | Currently 28 |
| Plugins | LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric) |
| Worldborder | 5k by 5k |
| Community | Fun and active |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46 |
A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.
A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.
A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.
A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.
A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.
A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5379 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 124325 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.
And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.
Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 315 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6217 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 135 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.
But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3136 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 59 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5181 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.
SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2128 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
