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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

alternative methods, Aqua, bodily fluids, Cleanup, Cum, disposal method, Ejaculate, ejaculation, empty water bottles, hygiene, intimate activities, jizz, Minecraft, privacy concerns, quencher, Semen, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual release, smp, Sperm, taboo, Thirst, tissue, waste management

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!

Blocky Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and witness the majestic sight of flying pigs soaring through the sky. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes to those brave enough to challenge him to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	451
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	194

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8063
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3577	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Star Shards Collected:	238
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3042
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6118
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	678998
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6