| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8880 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 866 |
| Ores Mined: | 3249 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7570 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2430 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9580 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3800 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 769425 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7544 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5782 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 3326 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.
Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5210 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2617 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.
So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 5749 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!
So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.
But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 568 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2353 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9881 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 693 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6932 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Emeralds Found: | 872 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 903 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4139 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
We got more mods than a grandma’s knitting circle! You want dragons? We got ’em. You want flying pigs? We got those too. Heck, we even got a mod that turns all the creepers into kittens!
And don’t even get me started on the building competitions. We’ve got more creativity flowing through this server than a kindergarten art class on sugar rush!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1329 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that make soap operas look tame. Witness the epic battle between a sister who just can’t stop asking for money and a partner who’s had enough of funding her shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got gofundme campaigns, sperm donations from strangers, and failed online businesses galore. And let’s not forget the classic tale of a sister on welfare who just can’t resist the urge to TTC (that’s trying to conceive for all you non-parents out there).
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous stories and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics? So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos, because on this server, the drama never stops!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4287 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 682176 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your parents asking you for money or making empty promises. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and creating epic builds with your friends.
Plus, we have a special quest where you can earn virtual currency to make up for all the money you’re owed in real life. Who needs $25,000 when you can have unlimited diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft?
So say goodbye to the rent-free guilt trips and join our server today for a truly epic escape from reality!
