AbsurdSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	637199	Crops Grown:	8550
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runes Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
New Chunks Explored:	754045	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	2276
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Votes:	6072	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	2421
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
New Chunks Explored:	150886	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	4982	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4049	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	65
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5