AbsurdSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	152
Players Killed by Monsters:	747	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Animals Bred:	63
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1440
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crops Grown:	7684
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8375
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Villages Defended:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	4529
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5849
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9365
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7482
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	171
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	704417
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9105	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1