AbsurdSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	80
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	387	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2207

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	124
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magic Items Found:	8286
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Blockbuster Builders

Authorship, blockbuster, books, Builders, Characters, Cinematic, creativity, DIY movies, Fiction, film adaptation, imagination, literary devices, Literature, narrative, Novel writing, Novels, Plot, reading, storytelling, Storytelling techniques, Themes, Writing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Emeralds Found:	4234
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

you ever want to be a wizard in minecraft? well now you can on this server! we got spells and potions and all that jazz. u can be the harry potter of the minecraft world, casting spells left and right.

oh and guess what? we have talking animals on this server. yep, you heard me right. u can have a conversation with a chicken or a cow. they give great advice, trust me.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground city on this server? it’s like a whole new world down there. u can explore and find hidden treasures. but watch out for the giant spiders, they’re not very friendly.

join this server now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Black Hole Merge Madness

astronomers, Black, Black Holes, densely populated environments, Formation, Hole, how black holes formed, important information, madness, MERGE, Merged, millions of stars, multiple times, new, observed, research, Reveal, SIZE, size of black holes, SPIN, spin of black holes, study, where black holes formed

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server, where black holes are the size of giant pigs and spin like crazy disco balls! we got black holes merging multiple times, like they’re playing a game of cosmic twister with millions of stars! it’s like a space dance party up in here, with black holes busting out their best moves and revealing secrets about the universe that will blow your mind! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the weirdest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

One Of Us SMP

Community, Curseforge, dnd, Enchanting, Events, FANTASY, friendship, hermitcraft, International, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Plugins, Rituals, Settlements, smp, Spells, Trading, Whitelisting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

One Of Us Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	One Of Us
Server Type	Minecraft SMP with modded elements
Season
Features	Origins mod with 30+ unique origins Iron’s Spells ‘n Spellbooks mod Apotheosis mod Ars Nouveau mod Various communities and settlements Hermitcraft vibes and trading Server-wide events and game modes

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to visit the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided on obtaining mods, whitelisting, and the IP address.
What mods are required to play on the server?	The server requires a CurseForge modpack or the plain Forge mods ZIP-folder. Instructions on how to install these mods can be found on the Discord server.
Are other languages supported on the server?	English is the main language, but other languages are welcome. Channels are available for different languages and dedicated chats can be created upon request.
What are the rules of the server regarding pranks and builds?	The server encourages lighthearted pranks but prohibits malicious behavior. Respect for others’ builds and possessions is essential, and inappropriate content is not allowed.
Are there guidelines for behavior in the server chat?	Users are expected to be respectful, refrain from spamming or advertising, and avoid inappropriate language or content. Violating these guidelines can result in penalties.

Pixel Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, digital privacy, internet security, Kingdoms, leaked data, Leaks.., Online leaks, online privacy, online safety, personal information, PIXEL, privacy, reputable websites, SECURITY, snapchat, snapchat leaks, snapchat privacy, snapchat security, social media, test

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo bro, forget about those boring websites for Snapchat leaks, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for leaks when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us? Plus, we have secret hidden chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for you to find! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to searching for Snapchat leaks again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CookCraftyHubby

Allergies, Boundaries, Caretaker, Communication, CookCraftyHubby, Cooking, dietary restrictions, emotional stress, exhaustion, Grief, GRIEVING, Illness, loss of a parent, Marriage, medical issues, mental health, relationships, self-care, self-nourishment, Support, Trauma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Votes:	7210
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Items Found:	4935
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cooking you’ll be doing is crafting some delicious virtual cakes!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and variable symptoms, just like the mysterious health issues of the husband in this story. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges you’ll face in our pixelated world?

Forget about real-life responsibilities like paying bills and taking care of the household, on our server, the only thing you’ll be managing is your virtual inventory.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed like the wife in this story, don’t worry, you can always take a break from cooking in our server and focus on building the most epic virtual castle instead.

So come on, join us and escape from the chaos of real life into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. It’s time to craft your own happily ever after!

AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

awkward, AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP, Boundaries, Challenging, confrontational, controversial, delicate situations, Difficult, EMBARRASSING, inappropriate, intrusive, Personal, questions, sensitive topics, taboo, touchy subjects, Tricky, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable questions, uneasy, unsettling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

WheelchairCraft

ableism, acceptance, accessibility, Communication, DATING, disability, Diversity, emotional connection, Empathy, inclusion, Intimacy, love, personal boundaries, physical intimacy, relationships, sexual experiences, societal norms, stigma, Understanding, wheelchair user, WheelchairCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Land Grab!

border issues, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Grab, international relations, Land, Latin America, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Politics, president, response, spat, territorial naming, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Potions Brewed:	179	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tacos raining from the sky and piñatas filled with diamonds! the president of mexico is actually a secret player on our server and he challenges trump to a build battle to settle territorial disputes. who will win? join now to find out and maybe even get a chance to build a wall made out of obsidian! VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

Gov’t Ops Anonymous

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, covert ops, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, digital activism, Government, Govt, hackers, Interference, Manipulation, Ops, Politics, society, Surveillance, transparency, Whistleblowers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy u will think u r living in a parallel universe. our server is like no other, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk.

if u join our server, u will be part of a secret society of minecraft players who are actually undercover government agents. we are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious Anonymous hackers. we believe they were actually working for the government all along, and we need ur help to crack the code.

but that’s not all, on our server u can ride llamas into battle and fight off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. u can build a castle made entirely of diamonds and rule over ur kingdom with an iron fist.

so come join us on our server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few server rules). who knows, u might just uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in minecraft history.

Crafty Domain Disease

Bioinformatics, Crafty, data analysis, Diagnosis, discovery, Disease, diseases, Domain, Genetic, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetics, genome, health, human domainome, Illness, Medical, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, research, Science, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so like, this server is like the first human domainome, but in minecraft form. it reveals all the crazy causes of diseases, but instead of being all serious and stuff, we make it FUNNY. like, imagine fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with a carrot stick, or curing your friend’s “creeperitis” with a splash potion of derpiness.

join us for the most wacky and wild adventures in the minecraft world. we have custom mobs, insane quests, and even a secret underground lab where you can create your own potions of silliness.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s cure some minecraft madness together!

Players:	103/600	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1