AbsurdSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5599
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Emeralds Found:	1938
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	278

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	512
New Chunks Explored:	233610	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Gura’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, adorable, Anime, cute, cute shark, Enchanted, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, gawr gura, gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Japan, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Realm, shark, shark girl, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber girl

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because Gura is cute AF on here. I’m talking next level cuteness that will make your heart explode into a million pieces. Plus, the mobs are all dressed up in adorable outfits, like little fashionistas running around. It’s like a kawaii dream come true, man. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and experience the cuteness overload for yourself!

EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

border, borders, Diplomacy, donald trump, Edition, EU, European countries, european union, foreign policy, France, France-US relations, global affairs, Government, immigration, international relations, Leaders, Patrol, Politics, sovereign borders, SOVEREIGNTY, Statements, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

World of Madness 1.21

anxiety, Chaos, coping mechanisms, coping with uncertainty, current events, Despair, emotional turmoil, future planning, Global Issues, hopelessness, Insanity, madness, mental health, OVERWHELMING, psychological distress, societal breakdown, societal collapse, societal unrest, stress, uncertainty, world, world events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8310	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us!

CubicleCraft Minecraft Server

adhd, anxiety, Boss, breaks, Communication, Coworkers, CubicleCraft, Illness, job performance, mental health, mental health prioritization, Minecraft, overwhelm, ptsd, Schedule, selfish, Server, team player, Trauma, understaffing, unrealistic expectations, work challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Farms Harvested:	911
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Animals Bred:	76
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those struggling with trauma and mental health issues! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and pixelated therapy sessions.

Need a break from the real world? Come build your own virtual sanctuary where you can take all the breaks you need to manage overwhelm. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can prioritize your mental health over unrealistic expectations and still be a team player in your own unique way.

Don’t worry about missing a few days here and there, we understand that life happens. Just like how some of our players have missed more days than others but still manage to survive in the pixelated wilderness. Trust us, you’re not selfish for putting yourself first.

So why wait? Join our server and let’s build a community where we support each other through creeper attacks and zombie invasions. Because in the end, it’s not about how many days you missed, but how many blocks you’ve placed. See you in the game!

StepmomSlayaCraft

Blame, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, custody, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Father, Mother, Phobia, relationship, Spiders, step siblings, stepmom, StepmomSlayaCraft, Support, Therapy, vacation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mines Excavated:	3766
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any pesky spiders crawling around (unless you want them to, we don’t judge)! Our server is spider-free and full of endless possibilities for you to explore.

Forget about family drama and stepmother issues, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No one will call you a spoiled little b word here, unless you want them to in a friendly banter kind of way!

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or drama. Who needs a beach house with insects when you can have a virtual paradise with unlimited potential? Let’s block and roll!

NightShiftNinja – Minecraft SMP

career opportunities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, night life, night owl, Night shift, night shift advantages, night shift challenges, night shift lifestyle, night shift routine, night shift tips, night shift work-life balance, night shift workers, NightShiftNinja, Perks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule, smp, unconventional schedule, unique experiences, work benefits, work-life balance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3172	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5403

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s basically what this server is like.

So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the moonwalk, it was lit AF. And then I heard about this secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, they’re planning to take over the world with their potato-powered spaceships.

But the best part is the night shifts, bro. Like, you can find all these hidden treasures and rare mobs that only come out at night. I heard there’s a secret boss called the Enderdragon’s cousin who shoots laser beams from its eyes and drops enchanted golden carrots.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of pure insanity and chaos, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free tacos every Tuesday.

CreepyCraft: True Tales & Terrors

BIZARRE, creepy, creepy encounters, creepy incidents, creepy stories, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, horror stories, Macabre, NSFW, Paranormal, precautions, real life horror, Scary, spine-chilling, Supernatural, Tales, Terrifying, Terrors, True, unexplained, unsettling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with creepy horror stories that are actually true! From haunted mineshafts to cursed villages, you’ll never know what spooky adventure awaits around every corner. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things might get a little too creepy for comfort. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a bone-chilling experience like no other!

What is the IP for Typical Gamer Minecraft Server?

#gamer, Minecraft, Server, Typical

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Typical Gamer is a popular Canadian YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his gaming content. He creates videos and live streams of himself playing a variety of video games, particularly popular titles such as Fortnite, GTA V, and Red Dead Redemption 2. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube and a large following on Twitch, Typical Gamer has become a prominent figure in the gaming community.

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2