Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Dimension Hops: 10
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    • An actually active community
    • Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing!
    • A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself
    • A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making
    • Deep lore, our own language and religion
    • WEEKLY Events!
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 815

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6409
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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