AbandonedCraft

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New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with serious players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of chuubas who used to stream but stopped for the most ridiculous reasons! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most hilarious ways possible. From accidentally setting off TNT in our own bases to getting lost in the Nether because we were too busy dancing to virtual idols, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. So come join us and see why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft server out there!

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

mental health, gym, GymBlocker, workout routine, healthy lifestyle

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

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New Server IP
ChunkyCraft

emotional, weight, dishonest, ChunkyCraft, damaging

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

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New Server IP
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, crisis response, UkraineCraft, humanitarian assistance, package

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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New Server IP
CraftyTariffWars

Business, negotiations, Politics, decision, controversy

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
Immune System Bypass Server

Remedy, Medicine, Sickness, immune system support, immune boost

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant snot fortress to protect yourself from the evil cold virus mobs! we have special potions that make you sneeze fireballs and blow your nose with explosive power.

fight off hordes of runny-nosed zombies and sniffling skeletons as you explore our booger-filled world. team up with other players to create the ultimate tissue fortress and defend against the dreaded flu boss, who shoots out deadly cough drops and phlegm bombs.

don’t worry about getting sick in real life, because on our server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles. so come on down and join us for some nose-blowing, sneeze-inducing fun!

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New Server IP

AbandonedCraft

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

ChunkyCraft

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyTariffWars

Immune System Bypass Server