CraftyRetaliationEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1663
Runes Activated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	118	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	121776
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8906

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	92