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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7075 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 36 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.