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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5503 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 647249 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?