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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9552 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 59 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is actually a secret underground disco club where you can party with villagers all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. It’s wild, man.
So, why are you single? Because you haven’t joined this epic Minecraft SMP yet, duh. Trust me, once you’re part of our wacky community, you’ll be drowning in Minecraft girlfriends. So what are you waiting for, bro? Join now and let the chaos begin!