CraftySwedeRevokesCitizenship | New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like the wildest place in all of Minecraft land, dude. we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. it’s a crazy adventure, bro.

plus, we have this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they have superpowers and can teleport you to different dimensions. it’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves? yeah, you heard me right. diamonds. for free. just waiting for you to come and mine them.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world and full of insane surprises, then this is the place for you. come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

1.21.3, birthing, Body, Breeder Thread, breeding, childbearing, curvy, female, fertile, fertility, genetics, Girls, maternity, Motherhood, Nexus, Offspring, parenting, physique, Pregnancy, Procreation, Reproduction, Women

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

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NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

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Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.
Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

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HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

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CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.
Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

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BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.
Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

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NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).
Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

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MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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QuantumCraft Minecraft Server

Aerial, Defense, double, drone, Engineering, European, Expansion, German, growth, innovation, Manufacturer, Manufacturing, market, Military, Minecraft, production, quantum systems, QuantumCraft, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, just like how this German drone company is like, doubling their production in Ukraine or whatever. but like, who cares about drones when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your friends, right? like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, that would be insane, right? so, like, join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure, because why not, amirite?

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EuroCraft: Zelenskyy’s Army

Alliance, Armed Forces, Army, Conflict, Defense, defense alliance, defense policy, EuroCraft, Europe, european army, european union, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military cooperation, nato, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the european army of servers? well, buckle up buttercup, cuz the time has come for u to join our epic minecraft world where we battle creepers and zombies like true warriors.
picture this: u and ur squad of minecraft buddies are gearing up for a epic quest to defeat the ender dragon. but wait, there’s a twist! the ender dragon has teamed up with herobrine and they’re planning to take over the entire server. it’s up to u and ur friends to stop them before it’s too late.

oh, and did we mention we have custom plugins that let u ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Plant Protein Paradise

#sustainability, agricultural development, agricultural innovation, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, crop production, environmental impact, Farmers, farming practices, Food Industry, food security, Paradise, Plant, plant-based diets, plant-based nutrition, plant-based products, plant-based protein, protein, protein formulations, south africa, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable diets, sustainable farming

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the animals are actually made out of plant-based protein! That’s right, no more killing innocent cows and pigs for food. On this server, you’ll be munching on tofu chickens and seitan steaks all day long.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is based in South Africa, where the sun is always shining and the diamonds are plentiful. You’ll be mining for resources while jamming out to some sweet beats from local South African artists. And don’t even get me started on the epic safari adventures you can go on. Ride a zebra into battle against a pack of creepers? Yes, please!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the plant-based protein revolution. Who needs meat when you have virtual tofu? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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The Last Joust of Chivalry

army expansion, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, discord server, faction management, Factions, factions combat, joust, Medieval, minor states, Modded, Modpack, PvP, PvPZone, Realism, realistic block physics, Roleplay, Siege Engines, vassal lords

Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome Message	“The realm continues to spiral into chaos…”
Focus	Factions combat and expansion
Server Features	– Custom siege engines with realistic block physics – Army expansion system – Extensive faction management and customisation – Additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone
Community	Join our community today

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of the server?: A: The server revolves around a medieval war setting where players can choose sides and engage in faction combat.
Q: What are the additional modes available on the server?: A: Players can enjoy CreativePlots for building and PvPZone for combat on different arenas.
Q: Are there any customization options for factions?: A: Yes, factions feature extensive management and customization options for players.
Q: Can players use siege engines in battles?: A: Yes, custom siege engines with realistic block physics are available for use in combat.
Q: How can I join the server community?: A: You can join the community by clicking on the provided Discord link and following the instructions.

Youthful Craft Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Accountability, action, CHANGE, Country, Craft, Dear Gen Z Men, Development, doing nothing, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Future, generation, Haven, hurting, Impact, Improvement, involvement, leadership, Potential, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, STOP, Youthful

Yo, bro, stop being a total potato couch and join this epic Minecraft server! Your country needs you to stop being a lazy bum and start building some epic structures in this virtual world. Trust me, the fate of the nation depends on your block-placing skills. It’s like, a matter of life and death, man. So grab your pickaxe and get to work, for the good of the motherland! 🤣🤪🤖

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