OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	2880
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	700940

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8823	Potions Brewed:	198
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Farms Harvested:	719
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	9681

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5783
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2082
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	3662
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!