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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5772 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like the coolest place ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they give you diamond armor just for saying “potato” in chat. And the spawn is a giant taco, like what even is that, bro? But wait, there’s more. The mobs drop candy instead of loot, and there’s a secret dungeon where you can fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you join now, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server, bro? It’s like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, way cooler. Just join already, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #potatolife #unicornsrule #minecraftftw 🥔🦄🐉
