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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4623 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 784 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8646 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!