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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8935	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5831
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Farms Harvested:	884
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	71891	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crops Grown:	8004

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5824

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3738	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	93/600	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	131
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	4760
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4