Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Love Letters Sent:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7926	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	896515
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	3911
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5420	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Votes:	7295	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6843	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	5997	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	5760
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Votes:	6797
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2