TherapistSaidGitGud | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions that just leave you feeling more confused than ever? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your therapist guide you through the virtual world of blocky adventures and self-discovery.

Our therapists are not your average counselors – they are skilled Minecraft players who will help you navigate through challenges, build epic structures, and conquer your inner demons one pixel at a time. Who needs traditional therapy when you can mine diamonds and slay creepers with your therapist by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking your true potential. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama civilization while embarking on quests that will test your courage and creativity.

So say goodbye to boring therapy sessions and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Your therapist awaits, ready to help you dig deep and craft a better version of yourself. Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Enchanted Beauty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty expectations, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Enchanted, external validation, Insecurity, judgment, Land, physical appearance, PRETTY, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, societal norms, validation, worthiness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, bro, forget about 3D girls, come join our Minecraft server where the pixels are prettier than any e-girl out there.

We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.

Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.

Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.

BrosBucks Minecraft Server

borrowed money, borrowing habits, Brazil, BrosBucks, brother, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, Currency, family, finances, financial support, Honesty, loan, Minecraft, minimum wage, relationships, Repayment, Server, sibling dynamics, Siblings, Trust, Upset

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing money from family members leads to epic drama like you’ve never seen before! Join us and witness the thrilling saga of a sibling asking for R$280 for food, only to have their sister uncover a web of lies and deceit. Will the borrowed money be returned? Will the dad’s R$5.000 loan ever be repaid? Find out on our server, where family dynamics are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join now for a wild ride of financial drama and betrayal – because who needs diamonds when you have juicy family secrets to uncover?

Momma’s Money Mine

AITAH, Babysitting, Boundaries, Conflict, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, family, favoritism, Financial, financial struggle, mommas, MONEY, Mother, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, Struggle, Support, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be!

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!

So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!

Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

advice, Experience, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, perspective, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Time, time travel, Traveler, Understanding, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2438
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

best concert, concert atmosphere, concert crowd, concert excitement, concert experience, concert highlights, concert memories, concert venue, concert vibes, favorite artist, favorite concert, Live Music, live performance, memorable concert, MineCraftManiaConcertCraze, Music (performance), music event, music experience, music festival, unforgettable concert

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	1609
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Chimeras Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Engels-2 airbase, Engels2FuelWars, fuel supply, geopolitical crisis, international relations, Military, Military Action, military confirmation, Minecraft, oil depot, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	139

haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

Arctic region, denmark, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, international trade, national security, North America, Politics, Tariffs, threatens, trade war, trump, Trumped, united states, world news

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Items Found:	5895
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	2364
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8914	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Magic Items Found:	3707
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver