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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7207 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!