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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.
