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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8408 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 835807 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?