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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1109 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
