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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8578 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5060 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 166 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Votes: | 7197 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
like, seriously, you won’t believe the stuff we got going on here. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, cheese fireballs. it’s wild, man.
and if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a floating island where pigs fly and rainbows shoot out of their butts. i know, it sounds insane, but it’s true. you gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this server and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.